Engineer And Manager
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
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Laundry Sady and Her Husband!
A woman was trying to do her laundry one day, when her washing machine suddenly broke down. Distraught, she called her husband at the office and said, ¡°Honey, can you please come home and fix the washing machine? It doesn¡¯t work.¡± The angry husband replied, ¡°What do I look like? The freakin? May..
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Don't cheat On A Blonde
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husba..
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10 Tasty Quotes
Many thanks to Johnnie for sending me this list of quotes
1. Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
2. You don¡¯t know a women till you¡¯ve met her in court.
3. My understanding of women goes only as far as the plea..
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things that are very difficult to say when drunk
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
5. Specificity
6. Anti-constitutionalistically
7. Passive-aggressive disorder
8. Transubstantiate
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