Hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike.
¡°Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,¡± he asked.
¡°Easy, Dad,¡± little Johnny replied. ¡°I earned it hiking.¡±
¡°Come on Johnn..
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Beer vs. Vagina
Many thanks to Johnnie for sending me this funny list of Beer VS. Vagina.
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying..
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Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn¡¯t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes..
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Funny A mish Joke
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, ¡°What is this, Father?¡± The father [never having seen an elevator] responded ¡°Son, I..
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Little Johnny
stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, ¡°Let¡¯s talk. I¡¯ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.¡±
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it ..
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